i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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