he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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