At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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