Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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