Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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