we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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