Soap is not a condiment
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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