Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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