I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
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3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
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