We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
