i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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