my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Where are you guys?
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