READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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