that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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