I think scott just propositioned me for sex
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
A bitchslap is in order.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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