marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
