epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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