in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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