that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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