just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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