Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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