walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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