We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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