Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Quick, to the slutcave!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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