My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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