Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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