i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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