It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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