Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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