words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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