I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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