Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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