he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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