Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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