My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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