Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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