why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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