found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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