fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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