physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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