I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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