The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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