playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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