even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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