so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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