Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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