we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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