I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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