He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
where are you?
Hypothermia
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Randomize
