There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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