I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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