have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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